Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit." "Well, you are pretty fruity. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Love was not only blind, it often careened into Blithering Idiotsville as well. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I may as well cut my losses and make a hasty exit while I still had enough self-esteem to walk upright. Crawling… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He’d actually hit me! It didn’t matter that hitting me wasn’t really like hitting a regular girl and I’d be completely healed… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Wait, what are you doing?” She could apparently hear the strain in my voice as I craned my neck from side to… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I know how you feel. I’ve been analyzed to death as well. Not, like, professionally, though I did date a psych major… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Before I tell you, I have to know three things," I said. "Okay." "One, are you sitting down?" "Yes." "Two, are you… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
For one week, all I could think about was drinking margaritas--well, that and running my tongue along Reyes's teeth--but I didn't have… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
But give up my business? The same business I'd built from the ground up with my own two hands and designer Louis… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Oh, my god!” I said to Reyes, my eyes radiating accusations at him. “She took your picture? Just what kind of game… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
