Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit." "Well, you are pretty fruity. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
We really should get some X-rays,” the EMT said. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He had given me so much information, I wanted some time to absorb it all, but I didn't want to leave him.… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way. "It's three thirty in the morning." "Okay. Want coffee? — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and soul. I want you… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Oh, I forgot to tell you," Cookie said. "Amber wants your dad to get a teriyaki machine so she can sing for… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Ambulances were cool. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT as I picked up a… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
