God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And this is… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Oh, my god!” I said to Reyes, my eyes radiating accusations at him. “She took your picture? Just what kind of game… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
For one week, all I could think about was drinking margaritas--well, that and running my tongue along Reyes's teeth--but I didn't have… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Time-out,” I said. He twisted his hand around and wound his fingers into mine. “You‘re putting me in time-out?” “Yes,” I said… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
But give up my business? The same business I'd built from the ground up with my own two hands and designer Louis… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Oh, my god!" I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter. "What?" "You're naked." "I'm… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I brought out the most powerful tool I had in my arsenal. "If you resist," I said into Reyes's ear, "I'll be… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
