Eye Quotes by Darynda Jones

10 Eye quotes by Darynda Jones

Darynda Jones brings a dash of mystery to the act of seeing, and her ten short statements capture that edge. Expect a mix of intrigue and sharp wit that makes the eye feel like a portal to hidden motives.

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But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.

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If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.

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I strode toward Mr. Coffee with lust in my eyes. We'd had a thing for quite some time now Mr. Coffee and…

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You can’t have him, okay,” she said from behind the wire barrier. “Mm-hmm,” I whispered. “This is certainly a beautiful neighborhood.” “Yeah,…

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Oh, my god!" I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter. "What?" "You're naked." "I'm…

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A split second later, my life flashed before my eyes, and I came to one important conclusion about it. It was fun…

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My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled…

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The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. “I can’t move my legs.” I snorted. “You can’t move your arms either,…

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Oh, my god!” I said to Reyes, my eyes radiating accusations at him. “She took your picture? Just what kind of game…

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Did you get checked out?” “Yeah, by a hot blond who sat in the corner of the bar and made googly eyes…

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He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.

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I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding…

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See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!

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When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.

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God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.

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“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and…

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“Las mujeres que se portan bien no suelen hacer historia.”

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“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.”

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In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him…

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“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.”

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“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.”

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It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.

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“One day, I’m going to get to the bottom of you, Charley Davidson.” I had no idea she was into anal.”

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“We should date." I laughed, curled him into my arms, and kissed the soft spot underneath his earlobe. "You're going to have to go…

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“A girl, a mocha latte, and a naked dead man walk into a bar,”

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