But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I strode toward Mr. Coffee with lust in my eyes. We'd had a thing for quite some time now Mr. Coffee and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
A split second later, my life flashed before my eyes, and I came to one important conclusion about it. It was fun… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. “I can’t move my legs.” I snorted. “You can’t move your arms either,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
You can’t have him, okay,” she said from behind the wire barrier. “Mm-hmm,” I whispered. “This is certainly a beautiful neighborhood.” “Yeah,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Oh, my god!" I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter. "What?" "You're naked." "I'm… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Did you get checked out?” “Yeah, by a hot blond who sat in the corner of the bar and made googly eyes… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Oh, my god!” I said to Reyes, my eyes radiating accusations at him. “She took your picture? Just what kind of game… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
