I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
SOME GIRLS WEAR PRADA. SOME GIRLS WEAR GLOCK 17 SHORT RECOIL SPRING-LOADED SEMIAUTOMATIC PISTOLS WITH A LOADED CHAMBER INDICATOR AND A NONSLIP… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer.… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my. What a lovely shade of bitch you're wearing today. --T-SHIRT” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
