Funny Quote by Darynda Jones Download Open image “The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt” — Darynda Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Police Shirts T shirt
“I had received a t-shirt from my best friend Veronica at my police academy graduation. It reads, ‘Throw your donut in the opposite direction… — Suzie Ivy Copy Share Image
I don't ever want to police people's laughter. People laugh for all different kinds of reasons. — Cord Jefferson Copy Share Image
We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I… — Homer Copy Share Image
The funny thing about any cop uniform is that people will do what you say when you're wearing a cop uniform. — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
But in some ways, I'm like an old woman - lived it, seen it, done it, been there, have the T-shirt. — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
“Never ever make a joke to the police, they have no sense of humour. Never make a political joke, it will always be considered… — Dick Francis Copy Share Image
One of the things the police officers told us in the first minutes of being with them is that the way that they cope… — Kristin Lehman Copy Share Image
I can't imagine putting my name on a t-shirt. For someone to wear my name? Me? It's ridiculous. — David Berman Copy Share Image
Police are looking for a suspected dicribed as FUNNY SEXY AND GREAT IN BED your UGLY ASS is safe but ware sould I hide — Unknow Copy Share Image
I don't think people realize how much that means to a driver when they see you wearing their T-shirt. It goes a long way… — Chase Elliott Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
