Funny Quote by Kristen Schaal Download Open image “If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?” — Kristen Schaal ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Ifs Moon Werewolf
One of the things that seems absolutely clear to me about werewolves - with their canine makeup - is that they would be dogs,… — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
Werewolves? Oh please, just plain stupid. Who wants to get it on with a man ruled by his inner dog? — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
So when the moon's only partly full, you only feel a little wolfy?" "You could say that." "Well, you can go ahead and hang… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I wanted to make a small movie about a guy and a girl on the beach, but then I thought, wouldn't it be cool… — Stephen Sommers Copy Share Image
Now that I think about it, maybe he is a werewolf. I can picture him lunging over the moors in hot pursuit of his prey, and I'm certain that he wouldn't think twice about eating an innocent bystander. I'll watch him closely at the next full moon. He's asked me to go dancing tomorrow--perhaps I should wear a high collar.… — Mary Ann Shaffer Copy Share
There are two ways to write a werewolf novel - you can examine the genre conventions, or you can say, 'What would it be… — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
So there are real werewolves? With the full moon and silver bullets and all that? -Bella Cullen — The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Copy Share
The truth is, if a werewolf behaved like this psychopath it wouldn't be because he was part animal, but because he was still too… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
As hard as I try to live with some degree of faith in my life, I just can't believe that the full moon can… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
We have all seen werewolf transformations hundreds of times on screen. — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
I used to go to open mics in New York when I was starting out, and it was mostly just people who wanted an… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
I don't enjoy reality television at all. I have to say that I get it, though. I watch some of it, and I understand… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
You go from nobody looking at you to people taking second looks. I remember really loving it - and then feeling so guilty for… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
