Funny Quotes by William Shakespeare

Celebrity is never more admired than by the negligent.

— William Shakespeare

There's beggary in love that can be reckoned

— William Shakespeare

Season your admiration for a while.

— William Shakespeare

O shame, where is thy blush?

— William Shakespeare

Thoughts are but dreams till their effects are tried.

— William Shakespeare

Presume not that I am the thing I was.

— William Shakespeare

Few things loves better Than to abhor himself.

— William Shakespeare

I have not slept one wink.

— William Shakespeare

This thought is as a death.

— William Shakespeare

“Afore me! It is so very late, That we may call it early by and by.”

— William Shakespeare

... by indirections find directions out.

— William Shakespeare

Love will not be spurred to what it loathes

— William Shakespeare

The nature of bad news affects the teller.

— William Shakespeare

He that commends me to mine own content Commends me to the thing I cannot get.

— William Shakespeare

'Tis better to be vile than vile esteemed

— William Shakespeare

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

— William Shakespeare

There's a time for all things.

— William Shakespeare

“My lord, the queen would speak with you, and presently. HAMLET Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a…

— William Shakespeare

I cannot do it without comp[u]ters.

— William Shakespeare

Bosom upon my counsel; You'll find it wholesome.

— William Shakespeare

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face.

— William Shakespeare

To sue to live, I find I seek to die; And, seeking death, find life: let it come on.

— William Shakespeare

At your age The hey-day in the blood is tame, it's humble.

— William Shakespeare

to early seen unknown...and known to late

— William Shakespeare

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety, other women cloy.

— William Shakespeare

Experience is by industry achieved, And perfected by the swift course of time.

— William Shakespeare

There's villainous news abroad.

— William Shakespeare

Who seeks, and will not take when once 'tis offered, shall never find it more.

— William Shakespeare

For love, thou know'st, is full of jealousy

— William Shakespeare

“Hark, how hard he fetches breath.”

— William Shakespeare

Who is it can read a woman?

— William Shakespeare

Fire that's closest kept burns most of all.

— William Shakespeare

It is better to have burnt & lost, then to never have barbecued at all.

— William Shakespeare

Merrily, merrily shall I live now, Under the blossom that hangs on the bough.

— William Shakespeare

You are strangely troublesome.

— William Shakespeare

Nothing comes from doing nothing.

— William Shakespeare

To beguile the time, look like the time.

— William Shakespeare

And nature must obey necessity.

— William Shakespeare

Grief best is pleased with grief's society ...

— William Shakespeare

To be once in doubt Is once to be resolved.

— William Shakespeare