Never say 'that won't happen to me'. Life has a funny way of proving us wrong. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I laugh even harder when I want to explain why I'm laughing. ( Happens always ) :D — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-) I Love U sister — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When a girl says have fun to a guy, it really means: Have a freakin' horrible time. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Everything is beautiful depends upon the situation.. A school bell sounds irritating at 8 am but the same bell sounds melodious at 2 pm. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Arguing about whether the glass is half full or half empty misses the point, which is this: the bartender cheated you. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Sometimes a special someone walks right into your life and helps you realize how much better your life was before they walked… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Bad news: You can't please everyone in this world. Good news: You don't have to please everyone in this world. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally¦¦ Thats why boys go to college — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Today I learnt that, the extra oregano sachets the Pizza places give you, is the best ingredient to spice up your late… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
God made whiskey, god made pepsi, god made me so sexy! god made rivers, god made lakes, god made u….well we all… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately both never help in… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY! Our phones ~ wireless! Cooking ~ fireless! Cars ~ keyless! Food ~ fatless! Dress ~ sleeveless !… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dedicated to everyone who r into RELATIONSHIP… Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater… If you give her sperm, she'll… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When I Die, bury me deep ten feet down fast asleep Place my chemistry book on my head, Tell my teacher that… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
There is nothing more expensive than a female tear... When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with L'Oreal eyeliner and… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Who likes fruitcake? I mean, really, giving you a fruitcake for a present is just another way of saying, I dislike you… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A little girl asked her mother, How did the human race begin? The mother answered, God made Adam and Eve and they… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A famous inspirational speaker said: Best year of my life were spent inthe arms of a woman,who wasn't my wife Audience was… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, Do you want… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
