*Calling someone I don't want to answer* *Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail..*… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear iPhone, I have typed hahaha like a million times, yet you continually give me hagaha, bahaha, gagaha... I hate you. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A famous inspirational speaker said: Best year of my life were spent inthe arms of a woman,who wasn't my wife Audience was… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
FACT of GOOGLE: 50% of the people use it well..as a search engine.... The other 50% of the people use it to… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Calling an engineer an applied scientist is like calling an artistic painter an applied pigment chemist — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Its funny how you meet your ex and feel you've met a stranger who knows so much about you — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If I get 30 days to study I'll spend 29 days to find xerox notes. -Engineer :P — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I could never cheat in a relationship... That would require TWO people finding me attractive. I can barely find one. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
All The Desirable Things In Life Are Either Illegal, Expensive Or Married : — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear YouTube, Please stop making me watch a 30 second advertisement just to watch a two minute video. Sincerely, it isn't worth it. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Me: omg I'm so sleepy. When I get home I will sleep forever. á ¡t home: *turns on the computer* me: What's sleep ? : — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That moment of rejection when you reach down to touch your pet and they get up and walk away. - — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When guys get jealous it can be kinda cute. When girls get jealous world war 3 is about to start... — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much! Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable. : — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When someone points skyward, its the fool that looks at the finger. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The great question...which I have not been able to answer... is, "What...does a woman want?" — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
