When I Die, bury me deep ten feet down fast asleep Place my chemistry book on my head, Tell my teacher that… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Last night thinking of you, one tear rolled out. I asked it Why are you out? Tear said: there is someone so… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Today, I saw a crocodile eating a wild buffalo on Discovery. Bullshit!! We all know it's fake. Crocodiles eat Alpenliebe — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
One spelling mistake can destroy your life. a husband sent his wife this I'm having a very wonderful time, I wish you… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I hate it when TV shows add background laughter when its not even funny..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig.... Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep :P — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear mom & dad, if my friends really did jump off a cliff, it's because it was my idea. sincerely, your daughter… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The annoying moment when your phone don't have enough battery to let you take pictures or make a call , but it… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
We live in a generation where DELETING HISTORY is more important than CREATING HISTORY =D — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If you ever think youve made bad decisions just remember what it must feel like to be one of the 12 publishers… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The problem with reality is that there's no background music, so you never really know whether something mysterious, evil or adventurous is… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you make a face at the teacher and she turns around. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The four most important words in any marriage...'Ill do the dishes.' — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Student sent a telegram to his Father: NO MONEY, NO FUN, -UR SON. Father replied, HOW SAD, TOO BAD,-UR DAD — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My attitude in exams, they give me questions I don't know, I give them answers they don't know.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
