I'm going to be very busy in the afterlife. The list of people I'm going to haunt grows every day. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When a girl says have fun to a guy, it really means: Have a freakin' horrible time. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-) I Love U sister — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Never say 'that won't happen to me'. Life has a funny way of proving us wrong. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I laugh even harder when I want to explain why I'm laughing. ( Happens always ) :D — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The annoying moment when your phone don't have enough battery to let you take pictures or make a call , but it… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
5 lies that girls tell : 1) I'm fine. 2) I'm not jealous. 3) I'm over him. 4) Sure we can be friends. 5) It's okay...! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
As a child, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be... Turns out the police class this as… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, Please stop asking me what's on my mind. I'm gonna get myself in trouble if I keep spilling my guts… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My father was never proud of me. One day he asked me, How old are you? I said, I'm five. He said,… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Can't believe people still go to the gym when you can just post it as your status and go have some ice… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I hate when people see me at the supermarket & they're like, Hey what are you doing here? & I'm like Oh… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button youll be disconnected! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That awkward moment someones comment on your Facebook status has more likes than the actual status. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
All The Desirable Things In Life Are Either Illegal, Expensive Or Married : — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Ronically, in this world, a poor doesn't have clothes to wear and a rich doesn't want wear proper clothes. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Person: Oh my god! Did you just fall?! Me: No, The floor looked lonely, So I kissed it. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Hey babe fancy a half price pizza on the couch at mine then go to rummage though my bin???? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Statistics say that 95% of the men masturbate. The rest 5% are liars. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
All of our dreams can come true if we learn to log out of Facebook at Night and go to sleep! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Your crush comes online. You: omg omg omg his online ahh :) *you chat him* Hi Facebook: This person is offline you… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear mom & dad, if my friends really did jump off a cliff, it's because it was my idea. sincerely, your daughter… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear Mother In Law don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
One spelling mistake can destroy your life. a husband sent his wife this I'm having a very wonderful time, I wish you… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Isn't it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others its you always… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If a man says you're ugly he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly she's envious. If a little kid says… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is after youre in an argument youll try to waddle away angrily but still… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much! Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable. : — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Your girlfriend takes so much time to get dressed not because she wants other men to like her but because she wants… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Girl: Dont follow me, I already have a boyfriend. Boy: If the goal keeper is there wont we try a goal??? Always… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Today I sent out a text saying, Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it? 12 people called me...I need smarter… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
