It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she cant stand years later. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When youre at someones house: Normal people: What a lovely house! Me: Whats your wifi password? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Two things I'm thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid my family and friends. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year and when they arrive I'll say 'I ordered this damn pizza… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Being punctual every time . . . people will think you have nothing better to do — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I don't know why some people prefer their bath water close to boiling point. They are more sweaty when they get out… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That moment when you say,Just Kidding but you're actually dead serious. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My father was never proud of me. One day he asked me, How old are you? I said, I'm five. He said,… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear Mom, How can you hear me mumble under my breath, but you cant hear me yell, WHAT? when you scream my… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I'm in a relationship with sleep and I get some every night... and if I'm lucky, I get some during the day — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Let's just be friends is a nice way of saying Let's ignore each other and never talk..! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You don't realize how inappropriate your favorite TV show is until your Mom walks in the room — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Arguing about whether the glass is half full or half empty misses the point, which is this: the bartender cheated you. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button youll be disconnected! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That awkward moment someones comment on your Facebook status has more likes than the actual status. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didnt read. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
In the primary school, I was an outstanding student. My teacher would send me to stand outside of the class as a… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
