“leaving up toilet seats is for guys who have sex with their socks on.” — Nicola Rendell Copy Share Image
You know my feelings: Every day is a gift. It's just, does it have to be a pair of socks? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't trust you with my shoe; I wouldn't trust you with an old pair of socks. — Kim Richards Copy Share Image
It's hard enough for a person to keep their own socks pulled up, let alone someone else's. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I make napkins talk in restaurants, socks talk on car journeys. There is an awful lot of puppetry going on in the… — Nina Conti Copy Share Image
If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks. — Cynthia Nelms Copy Share Image
I am proud of my cake-making image but life is not that perfect. There are socks in my fruit bowl. — Jane Asher Copy Share Image
“He was washing his socks. But they were already clean, so I figured I’d help him and wear them for him and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I wasn't putting socks and shoes on at this stage. Hell, what was the point? We'd be having "break-in" sex within a… — Andrea Smith Copy Share Image
My eyes are too big, my nose is too flat, my ears stick out, my mouth is too big and my face… — Goldie Hawn Copy Share Image
I always saw Michael Gambon wearing madly psychedelic socks, and I always thought that's it is one of the few areas where… — Daniel Radcliffe Copy Share Image
Don't judge me for this, y'all. I promise I grew up very humble, but I only wear socks once. I buy socks… — Jelly Roll Copy Share Image
“I experience the same level of intense concentration watching a thrilling tennis match as I do hunched over a heaping pile of… — Gregor Collins Copy Share Image
Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great with my… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
And, of course, the fact that Maurice Strong, a Canadian, was in charge made it important for us to pull up our… — Brian Mulroney Copy Share Image
“After Shelly left the bedroom earlier, I’d gone through my stuff, looking for something decent to wear. All I had were jeans and… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
The black socks [on me at Olympics in 1968] emphasized the fact that we had so many Blacks and people of color… — John Carlos Copy Share Image
I change my socks often, because I had bad bouts of athlete's foot fungus infections as a kid. I may be able… — Bill Nye Copy Share Image
The truth is that cleaning up socks and trying to get someone to really listen to you is marriage. It's less sweep… — Glennon Doyle Melton Copy Share Image
“Nice Lincoln legs." "I bet you say that to all the girls." Sterling was kind of growing on me. I liked his… — Christine Manzari Copy Share Image
“Enzo showed a flair for words early and wrote his first story when he was seven, entitled "The horrible sock that smelled… — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
“I had opened the obvious drawer, the top drawer of the room's only dresser, and found myself gazing into a masculine cache… — Susan Choi Copy Share Image