Gregor Collins

I can say with unwavering certitude that I have never started a pint of Ben 'n Jerry's ice cream that I didn't…

— Gregor Collins

“When Rip Torn dies - heaven forbid - but when he dies, you'll only have to write RIP Torn.”

— Gregor Collins

“You're pretty great, God, and I mean that, but if it were up to me - like if I happened to be…

— Gregor Collins

“The start of a run is like the start of a writing session: First you resist, then you threaten to quit, then…

— Gregor Collins

“A pure heart faces the worst kind of evil in this world. But as it sleeps it's blessed, and it wakes up…

— Gregor Collins

“If in answer to your inner voice screaming 'don't do it', you shake your head and do it anyway, I can guarantee…

— Gregor Collins

“Did the guy who invent the shower cap also invent the fitted bed sheet?”

— Gregor Collins

“I wish dogs understood: 'We're going in five minutes.”

— Gregor Collins

“All great art is almost never received well initially; don't quit before the world opens its eyes.”

— Gregor Collins

“Live your life somewhere in between Ayn Rand and Mother Theresa. It's just as important to better yourself as it is to…

— Gregor Collins

“Sade pretty much summed up life in seven words: 'It's only love that gets you through.”

— Gregor Collins

“People who put avocados in the fridge are basically saying, 'I want to eventually experience something less amazing.”

— Gregor Collins

“If you really want to seriously piss some people off, follow your heart.”

— Gregor Collins

“Southern Californians freak out when it rains, yet when there's an earthquake they're like 'pass the salt.”

— Gregor Collins

“Out of all the medical advancements in human history I'm still most in awe of that tiny little piece of toilet paper…

— Gregor Collins

“Writers searching for their voice: Whatever you're afraid to say, whatever burns inside you, say it with conviction. You don't need a…

— Gregor Collins

“Boredom is actually a sign of ambition. So act on it.”

— Gregor Collins

“Talent is being unabashedly and unapologetically fearless in the work that you do. The only difference between having talent and not having…

— Gregor Collins

“A gauge of a life well-led: when it won't change if something you own breaks or is stolen; even a heart.”

— Gregor Collins

Late to bed, late to rise, makes a man unhealthy, poor, and stupid.

— Gregor Collins

“I experience the same level of intense concentration watching a thrilling tennis match as I do hunched over a heaping pile of…

— Gregor Collins

Sometimes standing up for what you believe means standing down and allowing the universe to do its work.

— Gregor Collins

“Success - or at least the true enjoyment of it - is a perfect marriage between talent, and your courage and ability…

— Gregor Collins

“When a cat goes to the bathroom I look away in embarrassment; when a dog goes to the bathroom I look on…

— Gregor Collins

“The hardest part about life is getting out of our own way; in those often fleeting moments that we actually do, we…

— Gregor Collins