Avocado Quote by Gregor Collins

“Some people have no more burden than an avocado going bad.”

— Elizabeth Berg

“Jobs had always been an extremely opinionated eater, with a tendency to instantly judge any food as either fantastic or terrible. He could taste…

— Walter Isaacson

“Avocados are one of my weaknesses. Creamy but firm, even plain, they call margaritas, chips, and good times to mind. Fortunately, they are so…

— Beth Harbison

“What's your avocado?”

— Stacie Zinn Roberts

If the person needs avocados, then I'm not going to deny them avocados because some troll decided I use avocados too much.

— Antoni Porowski

“When in a hurry, grab a hunk of cheese, a fresh avocado, a plastic bag filled with pecans, and a handful of raspberries.”

— William Davis

I buck the trend: I eat avocados on a Sunday morning and I'm a homeowner.

— Russell Howard

"Just to have my kids be in the sun every day-picking avocados, going for a swim," she says. "Even for two years or something,…

— Gwyneth Paltrow

“My grandmother didn’t study plant biology or agriculture. She didn’t even finish high school. But she knew that she could get a hard avocado…

— Daniel Chamovitz

I'm a big avocado brother. I love the avocado. So if I can get some avocado in a meal, that's a big win.

— Seth Rollins

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

— Karl Pilkington

“and yes, baby-puke-green appliances. To be fair, when they were initially manufactured, they were called avocado. Which was just insulting to avocados.”

— Alice Clayton