“Think I even noticed that I had a forehead full of sofa? Hell no, I had a Wallbanger kneeling between my legs.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“But when you go weeks without that same 190 pounds in your bed, the truth is, it felt kind of nice to… — Alice Clayton Truth Copy Share Image
“Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Can I get you anything? Water? Tea? Anything?” I turned to face him, as he stepped inside. “No water, no tea, but… — Alice Clayton Goodnight kiss Copy Share Image
“I turned to kiss his fingertips. He stared into my eyes again, those sex sapphires doing their voodoo that made me a… — Alice Clayton Caroline Copy Share Image
“I will play Truth or Dare, you sucker, until you can't tell your truth from your dare. -CAROLINE” — Alice Clayton Funny Copy Share Image
“My shirt bunched up around my waist, and the feeling of his hi-there against my hoohah was indescribable.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I got into Jillian's Mercedes and drove back across the bridge to wait for my art installation. Which never showed up. Hey,… — Alice Clayton Art Copy Share Image
“Looking back now, how fucking stupid was I not to see what was going on? But when you were in it, you… — Alice Clayton Background noise Copy Share Image
“Huh. Fancy meeting you here," I teased. "I recall telling you that I had a meeting with Holly this morning. Coincidence?" "Sheridan,… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Why the hell do you love me so much? Seriously, I am fucked up and nuts,” I said into his chest, still… — Alice Clayton Love Copy Share Image
“I started to roll my eyes, but that hurt. The right one was pressed so firmly against the peephole, you see.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I’m so proud of you,” Sophia said when I’d finished. Mimi nodded in agreement. “For what?” “Caroline, there was a time when… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“ The guy looks young enough to be your kid, Grace. Yes, but only if I’d really slutted it up in junior… — Alice Clayton Junior high Copy Share Image
“Get your ass over here right now, you motherfucking scary movie pusher.” — Alice Clayton Movie Copy Share Image
“I gave Clive a sock full of catnip and a bowlful of tuna. My hope was to get him wasted and passed… — Alice Clayton Hope Copy Share Image
“There was a hickey on the side of my neck the size of a quarter. I looked like I had argued with… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“You gonna bang my walls, Simon?” I laughed. “You have no idea,” he promised.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“He lifted his head and opened his eyes. Singularly focused, dark, and of one mind-set. Simon was about to fuck.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I panted like a whore in church. The Church of Simon... where I was dying to kneel before him.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Have you seen this guy yet?" "Nope. My peephole is getting a workout, though." "Glad to hear at least one hole is… — Alice Clayton Fitness Copy Share Image
“Finally, I felt him, exactly where he was meant to be. Barely nudging inside, just the feeling of him entering me was… — Alice Clayton First time Copy Share Image
“The sounds pouring forth from his nasal passages registered somewhere between grizzly bear and exploding tractor trailer.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
