“...confidence went much further than a small ass in tight jeans.” — Alice Clayton Confidence Copy Share Image
“So, how is the British invasion going? Has he invaded your hoohah yet?” — Alice Clayton British invasion Copy Share Image
“He was the yin to my yang, the frick to my frack, the melba toast to my Chex.” — Alice Clayton Melba Toast Copy Share Image
“With one lick, I was close. With a second lick, I was close to stupid.” — Alice Clayton Lick Copy Share Image
“Wow, girls sure do weird stuff. Especially you American girls. So much shimmer and sparkle. Who told you tits were supposed to… — Alice Clayton Tits Copy Share Image
“I want to be romanced; I want to be swept away—I want something special, rare, passionate, out of the ordinary!” — Alice Clayton Swept away Copy Share Image
“San Francisco’s a big city, but it can feel like a small town in some ways,” he offered.” — Alice Clayton Big city Copy Share Image
“We engaged in the random chitchat that people do, wrapped up in each other and looking at the stars.” — Alice Clayton Astronomy Copy Share Image
“The sounds pouring forth from his nasal passages registered somewhere between grizzly bear and exploding tractor trailer.” — Alice Clayton Grizzly Copy Share Image
“The girl next door was meowing. What in the world was my neighbor packing to make that happen?” — Alice Clayton Neighbor Copy Share Image
“When you're a little older, you'll see this more clearly." I said and he closed his eyes. That did it. When he… — Alice Clayton Closed eyes Copy Share Image
“It doesn’t always have to be so hard. Sometimes falling in love just means turning around and seeing what’s right in front… — Alice Clayton Falling Copy Share Image
“He bent over the back of sofa inside my apartment and removed my panties. With his Teeth. With his mother-loving teeth! I… — Alice Clayton Cocktail Copy Share Image
“You thought since we were the ones left over we'd magically become a couple? How storybook--three sets of perfectly matched couples, right?… — Alice Clayton Romance novel Copy Share Image
No really - listen. I believe in signs, and that things are meant to be, I truly do. But try and be… — Alice Clayton Believe Copy Share Image
“Simon thought I was lovely. Was the Giggler out of the harem? Was there even a harem left? What did this mean?… — Alice Clayton Caroline Copy Share Image
“Grace, did you just sniff my shirt?" He asked, incredulous. “Yep, I did. What of it? And after you leave, I’ll probably… — Alice Clayton Love Copy Share Image
“There's all kinds of stuff on the internet. You could've Googled it." he stated. still moving his hand closer. I could feel… — Alice Clayton Internet Copy Share Image
“Just trying to get a visual of you on the beach in Spain… How's that working out for you? Pretty spiffy. Spiffy?… — Alice Clayton Say Spiffy Copy Share Image
“Give it up, mister! No sex for you!" I yelled at the wall as my girls cackled maniacally. "Tons of sex for… — Alice Clayton Couples-fights Copy Share Image
“When you were in a long-distance relationship, of course you made the most of the time you were together. But sometimes, it… — Alice Clayton Distance Copy Share Image
“He opened his mouth to speak, finally initiating conversation with me! “’Sup, Viv?” The man was a poet. I had no words.… — Alice Clayton Communication Copy Share Image
“Ok, look. Whenever I hear people say that they felt ‘sparks,’ I usually think it’s a load of poo. I mean, I… — Alice Clayton Sparks Touched Copy Share Image
“I forgot a detail I read in your file. Won’t happen again.” “My file?” “You don’t think I’d let my father hire… — Alice Clayton Due diligence Copy Share Image
“And Caroline? Speaking fo thin walls?" he said, as he opened his door and looked back at me. He leaned in his… — Alice Clayton Dreams Copy Share Image
“Hey, if you're going to say what I think you're going to say…wait, are you going to say it?” he asked, smiling… — Alice Clayton Grace Copy Share Image
“Did you feel that?” he asked, concern crossing his face. “Yeah, I felt it. You too?” I answered, flirting back. “No, I… — Alice Clayton Head Asked Copy Share Image
“Looking back now, how fucking stupid was I not to see what was going on? But when you were in it, you… — Alice Clayton Background noise Copy Share Image
