“...sometimes you have to pretend to be feeling better to actually feel better. It's why new workout clothes make you feel like… — Alice Clayton Chick-lit Copy Share Image
“We have to stop, this is insane. I literally cannot handle anymore. I think I’ve lost brain function. I can actually feel… — Alice Clayton Two Time Copy Share Image
“Like a junkie, I was jonesing for a romance novel coupling. I needed a pulsing pillar of passion, a mammoth mail member,… — Alice Clayton Books Copy Share Image
“Did you just spit something?” he asked, sounding curious and amused … “Never would have pegged you as a spitter, Vivian.” Eyes… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Wkat, you tryin' to cop a feel there?" I snapped, selecting a song. "Did you or did you not just placed your… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“So what do we do next? Y’know, as people in a relationship after they’ve solved a conflict.” “Pretty sure a blow job… — Alice Clayton Blow job Copy Share Image
Well, considering my entire life, now seems rules by odd coincidences, I figure it's right on track. — Alice Clayton Coincidence Copy Share Image
“Well, I drank enough to sustain a small Spanish village, I haven't had an orgasm in a thousand years, and I will… — Alice Clayton Drinking Copy Share Image
“We engaged in the random chitchat that people do, wrapped up in each other and looking at the stars.” — Alice Clayton Astronomy Copy Share Image
“I love the shit out of you. So calm down and just tell me what you need. -Simon” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Wrapped around each other but now clad in a pink nightie and a pair of sweatpants. To be clear, I wore the… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Here's the thing about a spit take: In the movies, they're hysterical. In real life, they're just messy.” — Alice Clayton Life Copy Share Image
“Now you listen here, mister,” I said, trying for a more adult tone. “I’m not going to spend every night listening to… — Alice Clayton Every night Copy Share Image
“Marry me.” A statement. Not a question. It came again. “Marry. Me.” His eyes burned into mine. I breathed in, my ears… — Alice Clayton Another day Copy Share Image
“Hey, man, I'm old school. Don't make me bust out the Easy-E and the N.W.A I will got straight up gangsta on… — Alice Clayton Old school Copy Share Image
“...confidence went much further than a small ass in tight jeans.” — Alice Clayton Confidence Copy Share Image
“When there was pain or hurt, or bad memories crowded in, work could be a literal lifeline, taking your mind away from what… — Alice Clayton Bad memories Copy Share Image
“For the record, I am so turned on by your elbow patches, I’m coming out of my skin over here.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I assigned him to help me trim the Brussels sprouts, but instead he kept trying to throw them away when he thought… — Alice Clayton Grace Copy Share Image
Just because we didn't work out as a couple didn't mean we couldn't work together, right? — Alice Clayton Couple Copy Share Image
“Beneath the sheet—which was already lower on his hips than should be legal — He Was Still Hard” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
