“My shirt bunched up around my waist, and the feeling of his hi-there against my hoohah was indescribable.” — Alice Clayton Waist Feeling Copy Share Image
“I’m done with easy.” “You should print that on cards.” “Print this—why do you still have clothes on?” — Alice Clayton Easy Copy Share Image
The right woman for you wouldn't want you to change anything about your life. She wouldn't rock your boat, she'd jump right… — Alice Clayton Boat Copy Share Image
“Think I even noticed that I had a forehead full of sofa? Hell no, I had a Wallbanger kneeling between my legs.” — Alice Clayton Wallbanger Kneeling Copy Share Image
“Have you seen this guy yet?" "Nope. My peephole is getting a workout, though." "Glad to hear at least one hole is… — Alice Clayton Fitness Copy Share Image
“I knew it wouldn't always be this easy. But it sure as hell would be a good time.” — Alice Clayton Easy Copy Share Image
“Get your sweet ass back here. Room 2104. Don’t make me come looking for you— I will make a scene. I will… — Alice Clayton Redhead Copy Share Image
“I love the shit out of you. So calm down and just tell me what you need. -Simon” — Alice Clayton Simon Copy Share Image
“You want me, don’t you?” he asked, and I nodded. “Say it. Out loud.” Did he just quote Twilight ? No matter.… — Alice Clayton Gaze Copy Share Image
“I’m going to fuck you on this balustrade, so hard you’ll feel it in your bones.” He slowly breathed me in, nudging… — Alice Clayton Dirty talk Copy Share Image
“He was wooing me. And I was letting him woo. I wanted the woo. I deserved the woo. I needed the wow… — Alice Clayton Wooing Copy Share Image
“Prepare yourself, I’m taking bread out of the oven. Don’t tease me, woman… zucchini? Cranberry orange. Mmmm… No woman has ever done… — Alice Clayton Bread Copy Share Image
“We have to stop, this is insane. I literally cannot handle anymore. I think I’ve lost brain function. I can actually feel… — Alice Clayton Insane Copy Share Image
“Well, I drank enough to sustain a small Spanish village, I haven't had an orgasm in a thousand years, and I will… — Alice Clayton Drank Copy Share Image
“He pushed me back up against the door, slamming me against the doorbell. I heard it ring out. "Coming!" I heard Holly… — Alice Clayton Front door Copy Share Image
“I wasn’t sure I’d even want to do this, after she was gone.” “Listen, Archie, we don’t have to--” “Until you, Clara,”… — Alice Clayton Want Fucking Copy Share Image
“Yep, ready to go. Simon, this is James. James, Simon.” They leaned in to shake hands, and I could see that they… — Alice Clayton Simon Copy Share Image
“OK snark, settle. You're telling me you don't have the tiniest crush on him? Tell the truth, Grace," she said, cornering me… — Alice Clayton Crush Tell Copy Share Image
“Even though all of that other stuff was there and would eventually have to be dealt with, I was now beyond the… — Alice Clayton Grace Copy Share Image
“Men love a naked woman. But more than that, they love a confident naked woman. Now, everyone has a type, of course,… — Alice Clayton Naked Copy Share Image
“Did I arch my back when his gazes finally made it to my chest? Of course I did. And was rewarded with… — Alice Clayton Boner Copy Share Image
“And a fire in the fireplace? Wow, that’s impressive.” I continued, walking backwards into the room. “Yeah, I saw it in a… — Alice Clayton Fire Copy Share Image
“Wait a minute, hold up. Stop everything. His name is Barry -" i started. "-Derry?" Mimi finished. We collapsed on the floor… — Alice Clayton Reynolds Dated Copy Share Image
“The beginnings of carpal tunnel were threatening to set in as I tried desperately to get myself off. But O was on… — Alice Clayton Carpal Tunnel Copy Share Image
“Like a junkie, I was jonesing for a romance novel coupling. I needed a pulsing pillar of passion, a mammoth mail member,… — Alice Clayton Books Copy Share Image
“But when you go weeks without that same 190 pounds in your bed, the truth is, it felt kind of nice to… — Alice Clayton Truth Copy Share Image
“They say time is elastic. Sometimes an hour passes in an instant while you scratch and cling at every second as they… — Alice Clayton Clara Copy Share Image
