“So if you think for a second I’m going to let you end this without giving me a legitimate reason, you are… — Alice Clayton Jack Copy Share Image
“Grace, did you just sniff my shirt?" He asked, incredulous. “Yep, I did. What of it? And after you leave, I’ll probably… — Alice Clayton Love Copy Share Image
“The irony that Simon was literally trying to run away from pussy was not lost on me.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“OK snark, settle. You're telling me you don't have the tiniest crush on him? Tell the truth, Grace," she said, cornering me… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Was I seriously awake at, let’s see, one sixteen a.m. and attempting to discern the national origin of the woman getting plowed… — Alice Clayton Next door Copy Share Image
“The first thing I saw was blue. Blue sweater, blue eyes. Blue. Beautifully blue. Then I saw red as I recognized who… — Alice Clayton Meeting Copy Share Image
“He pushed me back up against the door, slamming me against the doorbell. I heard it ring out. "Coming!" I heard Holly… — Alice Clayton Front door Copy Share Image
“I’m hardly just someone. I think I rate a little higher than that,” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Always good when what you need and what you want are the same thing.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I’m going to fuck you on this balustrade, so hard you’ll feel it in your bones.” He slowly breathed me in, nudging… — Alice Clayton Dirty talk Copy Share Image
“I don't care how old you are, or what background you come from, there are two universal truths. We will always laugh… — Alice Clayton Humor Copy Share Image
“He was everything I’d ever wanted, and everything I hadn’t even known I needed.” — Alice Clayton Grace Copy Share Image
“To things staring you right in the face,” I echoed, our eyes locking over the rims.” — Alice Clayton Love Copy Share Image
“and yes, baby-puke-green appliances. To be fair, when they were initially manufactured, they were called avocado. Which was just insulting to avocados.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
Always take a compliment, Caroline. Always take it for the way it was intended. You girls are always so quick to twist… — Alice Clayton Compliment Copy Share Image
“Give it up, mister! No sex for you!" I yelled at the wall as my girls cackled maniacally. "Tons of sex for… — Alice Clayton Couples-fights Copy Share Image
