Quote by Alice Clayton

“So, are you just going to stand there looking like a piece of furniture?”

— Brenna Yovanoff

“You’re bleeding all over my couch.” I groaned. “Excuse the hell out of me.”

— Rachel Caine

“Things don't like me. Furniture purposely sticks out its leg for me. A polished corner once literally bit me. My blanket and I have…

— Yuri Olesha

“The sofa was lumpy enough to have had a body sewed into it; stuffing spilled out of the arms where the victim had tried…

— Christopher Moore

“He bent over the back of sofa inside my apartment and removed my panties. With his Teeth. With his mother-loving teeth! I can't even!…

— Alice Clayton

“Damn, girl. You are a kinky fuck." I glanced down. The sheet was spattered with blood, my skin covered with dried red lines. Awkward.…

— Jill Myles

“I took so long coming to the door. I had no idea crutches were so damned tricky. I imagined myself swinging jauntily along, but…

— Liane Moriarty

“BANG! My head was in my left hand, disintegrated from my body. I stood up and walked to the full length mirror. My head…

— Raj Doctor

“I turned and bumped my head against his chest a few times. It was the nearest hard surface.”

— Ilona Andrews

“She said I could have a seat on the couch if I wanted to, but I told her I didn't believe in leather, so…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

“I allowed him to carry me down the stairs but was surprised when he didn't make it to the sofa.”

— k.a. poe

“Damn. That face is a definite work of art. You need to make sure you frame it between your legs every chance you get.”

— K. Bromberg