“I got shagged in Santa Barbara, and all I got was this fantastic orgasm.” — Alice Clayton Orgasm Copy Share Image
“I felt a tap on my shoulder. I knew it was him. My skin told me.” — Alice Clayton Knew Skin Copy Share Image
“Get your ass over here right now, you motherfucking scary movie pusher.” — Alice Clayton Movie Copy Share Image
“The irony that Simon was literally trying to run away from pussy was not lost on me.” — Alice Clayton Irony Copy Share Image
Just because we didn't work out as a couple didn't mean we couldn't work together, right? — Alice Clayton Couple Copy Share Image
“He lifted his head and opened his eyes. Singularly focused, dark, and of one mind-set. Simon was about to fuck.” — Alice Clayton Simon Copy Share Image
“I’m gonna try to steal home.” I smiled. “Silly Simon, it’s not stealing if I wave you in” — Alice Clayton Smiled Copy Share Image
“Because this was real life. And in real life, you are tested, simple as that. We’d be tested, and we’d have to… — Alice Clayton Life Copy Share Image
“I don't care what you all think you want on paper. In reality, you're doing it all wrong.” — Alice Clayton Reality Copy Share Image
“Twenty-four year olds were my new favourite thing. I needed to tell Oprah to put them on her list.” — Alice Clayton Year Olds Copy Share Image
“You’re here and I’m here and we’re here and this is so much more than enough because it’s everything.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“The tension was so thick in the room, it was too much. He was too much. I couldn’t take the pressure, so… — Alice Clayton Panicked Copy Share Image
“-"Wow,are we becoming friends?" I asked. -"Hmmm...friends." He appeared to think carefully and examined me and my state of blush. "Yes, I… — Alice Clayton Friend Copy Share Image
“I don’t know why you’re laughing, Miss Thing,” Nick said, turning his gaze to me. “You still fantasize over Joe McIntyre like… — Alice Clayton Fantasize Copy Share Image
“Are you out of your mind?The walls are not nearly as thick as your head.I can hear everything!Every spank, every meow,every giggle… — Alice Clayton Giggle Copy Share Image
“You really have no idea, do you?” “No idea about what?” “How thoroughly you own me, Nightie Girl,” he said, leaning in… — Alice Clayton Happy ending Copy Share Image
“It breaks my heart the way young girls pick themselves over, never thinking they're good enough. You make sure you always remember,… — Alice Clayton Good enough Copy Share Image
“I moaned like a whore in church. To be fair, I’d never actually heard a whore moan in church, but I had… — Alice Clayton Whore Church Copy Share Image
“I turned to kiss his fingertips. He stared into my eyes again, those sex sapphires doing their voodoo that made me a… — Alice Clayton Caroline Copy Share Image
“It's always the accent that drives you American women crazy. I'd no idea you fancied it, too…” he trailed off. “Oooh, fancied… — Alice Clayton American women Copy Share Image
“Megan was able to get me the single most important item in this entire house.” “She got you that new vibrator?” “Jesus… — Alice Clayton Best wishes Copy Share Image
“Marry me.” A statement. Not a question. It came again. “Marry. Me.” His eyes burned into mine. I breathed in, my ears… — Alice Clayton Another day Copy Share Image
“Finally, I felt him, exactly where he was meant to be. Barely nudging inside, just the feeling of him entering me was… — Alice Clayton First time Copy Share Image
“And Caroline? Speaking fo thin walls?" he said, as he opened his door and looked back at me. He leaned in his… — Alice Clayton Dreams Copy Share Image
“I gave Clive a sock full of catnip and a bowlful of tuna. My hope was to get him wasted and passed… — Alice Clayton Hope Copy Share Image
“The first thing I saw was blue. Blue sweater, blue eyes. Blue. Beautifully blue. Then I saw red as I recognized who… — Alice Clayton Gaze Copy Share Image
“You done with work? Yep, at home waiting for you. Now that's a nice visual... Prepare yourself, I'm taking bread out of… — Alice Clayton Bread Copy Share Image
“I’m hardly just someone. I think I rate a little higher than that,” — Alice Clayton Hardly Copy Share Image
“You gonna bang my walls, Simon?” I laughed. “You have no idea,” he promised.” — Alice Clayton Laughed Copy Share Image
“Sweet dreams and thin walls... Mother of Pearl. He'd heard me.” — Alice Clayton Dreams Copy Share Image
