Irony Quote by Alice Clayton Download Open image ““The irony that Simon was literally trying to run away from pussy was not lost on me.”” — Alice Clayton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Irony Irony Simon Pussy Lost Simon Simon Literally
“Simon didn’t want to poke his nose into a “girl thing.” Potentially dangerous territory, that.” — Anne Bishop Copy Share Image
“OLIVIA DIDN’T WANT TO SEE SIMON. She didn’t know how to deal with what she felt. It was raw physical attraction with no emotional… — Barbara Delinsky Copy Share Image
“Yes Simon. He was in control. He was ruining her for all others. And she did not care.” — Sarah MacLean Copy Share Image
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“I hope he dies out there," you say, and you laugh-sputter at the statement because it is a terrible thing to have said aloud… — Patrick deWitt Copy Share Image
“Who cares if you have a girlfriend, anyway?" "I care" Simon said gloomily. "Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“There's just the faintest strain of Simon Cowell running right trough your family, isn't there?” — Lucy Parker Copy Share Image
“She understood that Simon was a disappointed man if he needed, at this age, to tell her he had pitied her for years.” — Elizabeth Strout Copy Share Image
“If you take Simon's choices away, he follows your path, your beliefs. He learns nothing and may very well miss his calling. People are… — Davidson King Copy Share Image
“Think I even noticed that I had a forehead full of sofa? Hell no, I had a Wallbanger kneeling between my legs.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“But when you go weeks without that same 190 pounds in your bed, the truth is, it felt kind of nice to sleep underneath… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Can I get you anything? Water? Tea? Anything?” I turned to face him, as he stepped inside. “No water, no tea, but there is… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I turned to kiss his fingertips. He stared into my eyes again, those sex sapphires doing their voodoo that made me a puddle of… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I will play Truth or Dare, you sucker, until you can't tell your truth from your dare. -CAROLINE” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“My shirt bunched up around my waist, and the feeling of his hi-there against my hoohah was indescribable.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I got into Jillian's Mercedes and drove back across the bridge to wait for my art installation. Which never showed up. Hey, art installation?… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Looking back now, how fucking stupid was I not to see what was going on? But when you were in it, you didn’t know… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Huh. Fancy meeting you here," I teased. "I recall telling you that I had a meeting with Holly this morning. Coincidence?" "Sheridan, that's rubbish.… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Why the hell do you love me so much? Seriously, I am fucked up and nuts,” I said into his chest, still wet from… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I started to roll my eyes, but that hurt. The right one was pressed so firmly against the peephole, you see.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Without a trace of irony I can say I have been blessed with brilliant enemies. I owe them a great debt, because they redoubled… — E. O. Wilson Copy Share Image
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These eyes see through all of your lies. My mind knows you're not right for me. My mouth tells you to leave. My heart… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teenagers: The most misunderstood people on earth. Treated like children and expected to act like adults. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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