Funny Quote by Cassandra Clare

“I hope he dies out there," you say, and you laugh-sputter at the statement because it is a terrible thing to have said aloud…

— Patrick deWitt

I care about you," Simon said. "I always cared about you.

— Cassandra Clare

“Simon nodded. “You need your beauty sleep.” “Do I?” I said coolly. “I didn’t mean,” Simon stuttered. “I meant…you’re a girl and all.” “Thanks…

— Amanda Howells

Simon turned to Jordan, who was lying down across the futon, his head propped against one of the woven throw pillows. "How much of…

— Cassandra Clare

“The irony that Simon was literally trying to run away from pussy was not lost on me.”

— Alice Clayton

Simon, would you still care for me if you discovered I was not who I say I am?" What do you mean?" I mean…

— Libba Bray

I didn't know you were bringing the mundane." His blue eyes flicked uneasily over Simon. "That's what I like about you people," said Simon.…

— Cassandra Clare

“It was so nice that Simon was here for it - tell him I enjoyed every minute - ' it was glorious writing that…

— Dodie Smith

“I still didn't believe him. And for the moment, I didn't much care one way or the other. My whole mind had swung back…

— Dodie Smith

“Camille leaned forward. When she did, the neckline of her black silk blouse gaped open. If Simon had still been human, he would have…

— Cassandra Clare

“Hope you didn't bring any spiders into the van with you,' Simon put in. 'Hey, I'm thinking we could take you back outside and…

— M. Chandler

“Simon did everything inexpertly. He was really good at it.”

— Terry Pratchett