Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
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While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably… — Gary Mule Deer Copy Share Image
My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work. — David Thorne Copy Share Image
All right. I will be a man about this…I’m so sorry Bets. I should have hidden the keys. Booted your tires. Something.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him. — Billy Bush Copy Share Image
A boy makes his girl jealous of other women, a true gentlemen makes other women jealous of his girl. — Kiara Sellars Copy Share Image
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A lover goes toward his beloved as enthusiastically as a schoolboy leaving his books, but when he leaves his girlfriend, he feels… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
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I always see people tweeting about these crazy amazing things their boyfriend or girlfriend did for them. You shouldn't have to constantly… — Matt Prokop Copy Share Image
I got Soul Power, never took a cold shower, Never had a girlfriend the color of cooking flour. — J-Ro Copy Share Image
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We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are. If we have sons, we don't mind… — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Copy Share Image
When I got fired, I had a feeling of loss because Viacom had been a passionate long-term relationship. But I got my… — Tom Freston Copy Share Image
Annabeth realized that if six of them went on these two quests, it would leave Percy alone on the ship with Coach… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
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