If you want to do something dangerous... Don't tell your girlfriend! — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading. — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
Your girlfriend broke up with you? There are bigger problems in the world. You'll move on. You'll be happy again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I miss my ex girlfriend a lot. But at least I’m getting to be a better shot.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't let your girlfriend change her mind before you change yours. Otherwise she will let you f**k alone the street. — Emmanuel Plove Copy Share Image
My last Olympics, I had a girlfriend — big mistake. Now I’m single, so London should be really good. I’m excited. — Ryan Lochte Copy Share Image
“Girlfriend isn’t enough to describe you, Tate. That term is disposable. You’re not my girlfriend, my girl, or my woman. You’re. Just.… — Penelope Douglas Copy Share Image
It's important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently - and… — Louis Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I was reading poetry to my girlfriends, and they were like, 'You're really good. You should go to some poetry readings or… — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
“I want you to be my girlfriend.” “What does that mean?” … He looks confused. “I’m not sure. But I think it’s… — Tammy Falkner Copy Share Image
“You actually fucked her? What, did her forked tongue feel exceptionally good on your dick or something?" —Keely to Jack after meeting… — Lorelei James Copy Share Image
Women in the workplace - we still have big strides to make. Girlfriend of mine just got a new job. First question… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
So I heard you got another chick , girlfriend number two , side bitch. I heard it from my sidekick , still… — Brittany Provo Copy Share Image
If you love someone so much and you don't want to lose them, never ever show them the too much. Everybody takes… — Murali Iyengar Copy Share Image
My husband and I spend every single evening together and often see each other a lot throughout the day. I'm his wife… — Hilaria Baldwin Copy Share Image
I definitely feel like it took me a while to learn the baseline things you have to do if you want people… — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
A lot of times people will send me stuff. They will find something and they will send it to me and then… — Michael Shannon Copy Share Image
That movie was my girlfriend. That was my girl." I knew there was going to be initial anger. As a matter of… — Craig Brewer Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You was a crocodile and i was always looking for you with fear. Your teeth were… — Kattie Belgar Copy Share Image
Why don't we talk anymore? He asked confused. I can't talk to you. She said tears running down her cheek. But why?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To me, Kane's always been a good guy, a good teammate. I think now he's got a girlfriend. You can tell, he's… — Duncan Keith Copy Share Image
You're so used to being on the road and having a schedule that the insanity seeps in when you're sitting at home… — Lzzy Hale Copy Share Image
Osho used me and Shunyo (my girlfriend at the time) as an example of how he envisioned men and women should relate.… — Swami Anand Milarepa Copy Share Image
