Ex girlfriend Quote by Anonymous

I'm not saying she's a slut, but if dicks had wings, her mouth would be an airport.

— Stephanie

“I'm not fucking calling you a slut!" She took a step forward. "But if cocks had wings you'd be fucking airport.”

— Jay McLean

What's that as flies without wings, your ladyship? Time! Time!

— D. H. Lawrence

Bitch please, if dicks could fly, your mouth would be an airport.

— Anonymous

Every relationship needs two wings to fly. Any bird torn at the wings will never soar the skies.

— Suzy Kassem

If bitches could fly, my school would be a fucking airport.

— Thor

I'm not saying that she's a slut. I'm just saying she's been banged more times than the first pipe on flappy birds.

— Anonymous

If I had wings, no one would ask me: should I fly?

— Bob Dylan

Wings are a constraint that makes it possible to fly.

— Robert Bringhurst

Some say Women are Angels, and when you break their wings, they're flexible enough to find a way to still fly... on broomsticks!

— Keesling Moraiji Tatenda

If you gave wings to a cat, it would not condescend to be a bird. It would be an angel.

— Dick Shawn

If I had wings and I could fly, I 'd still walk with you.

— Anonymous