Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

I'm not saying she's a slut. I'm saying she can count the people she's had sex with on 1 hand. If that hand was…

— Pretty Ladii

A slut is like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.

— Mitchell Sakundiak

I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning.

— Anonymous

I'm not saying she's a slut, I'm just saying she should sleep in her own bed often

— Anonymous

I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's swallowed more balls than Mrs. Pacman.

— Patience

She sounds the way bananas taste.

— Truman Capote

If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.

— Darynda Jones

“The word slut is the highest compliment I can give. It means you are a person who owns her sexuality and is unafraid to…

— Tiffany Reisz

Before you call her a slut, be sure you are not one yourself.

— Kiki Strack

It's impossible to look at a woman eating a banana and not think of a blow job.

— Nikhil Saluja

What does the slut say ?

— Bella

Don't call her a slut if she's wearing shorts, a bitch if she's proving a point, a flirt when she's being nice or obsessed,…

— Anonymous