“You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana.” — John Rachel Copy Share Image
“Apple, with skin 1 large 3.3 Banana 1 3.1 Blackberries 1 cup 7.6 Orange” — Dallas Hartwig Copy Share Image
Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“On mówi, że to bardzo ważne. - Skąd on może wiedzieć, co jest bardzo ważne? Potrafiłbym wystrugać lepszego człowieka z banana.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I love making smoothies post-workout. My favorite - depending on the day - is either a chocolate whey protein shake with banana… — Parker Young Copy Share Image
“In a world divided by chimpophiles and bonobophiles, we all had a good laugh when Stephen peeled his banana. (62)” — Frans de Waal Copy Share Image
Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny. — Shahrukh Khan Copy Share Image
When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you; but when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
The best part of Onam is the food. For breakfast, we have ila ada and boiled bananas with banana chips, it's a… — Anupama Parameswaran Copy Share Image
I'm all over the place with muffins. Carrots are great. Banana, chocolate chip, they rock, too. — Shawn Mendes Copy Share Image
I was asked to go in a banana suit once or eat as many doughnuts as possible. I would not do those… — Adebayo Akinfenwa Copy Share Image
Starting Monday, 7-11 will begin testing a new plastic wrap designed to keep bananas yellow and firm for five days. Though if… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
I was not very strong growing up, and my uncle used to look at me, like, 'This kid is not growing up,… — Dikembe Mutombo Copy Share Image
If I scroll down my Instagram replies, the tenth one down features a racist emoji - which is not unusual. So I… — Troy Deeney Copy Share Image
People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel… — Chris Farley Copy Share Image
As for my daily, it usually consists of a smoothie in the morning with banana, spinach and blueberry and veggie protein powder,… — Austin Aries Copy Share Image
My protein shake every morning is an orange, chicken breast, greens, maybe cabbage or spinach, and then an apple and banana. I… — Jackson Wang Copy Share Image
“You and I may look at a banana and see a banana. If forced to come up with something more inventive to… — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
for the first time I tasted this tropical fruit, which people here are so fond of. ... I could have fancied I… — Fredrika Bremer Copy Share Image
“..he went to the kitchen to get a banana; after each mouthful he pulled back a fraction the four or five strips… — Jean Echenoz Copy Share Image
“The damage United Fruit had done to Latin America was beyond imaginable and, even as the Cavendish shift occurred, beyond healing. The… — Dan Koeppel Copy Share Image
“How do you think we smart we realy are? If the whole world, economic, and everything around us, is based on one… — VicDo Copy Share Image
“you can’t judge a banana by the outside. The outside of the banana might be all bruised and discolored and look really… — Brad Cohen Copy Share Image
“Your love is different from mine. What I mean is, when you close your eyes, for that moment, the center of the… — Banana Yoshimoto Copy Share Image
“In between bites of banana, Mr. Remora would tell stories, and the children would write the stories down in notebooks, and every… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
