“You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana.” — John Rachel Banana Copy Share Image
“Where I grew up, women’s liberation was when you let a chick out of her cage so she could stretch her legs… — John Rachel Cultural relativism Copy Share Image
“We hold our dreams and ideals close to our hearts, where the promises are made to the future generations.” — John Rachel Dream Copy Share Image
“Where I grew up, women’s liberation was when you let a chick out of her cage for 15 minutes so she could… — John Rachel Cultural relativism Copy Share Image
“Like the blind man said as he wandered into a cannibal village . . . “Alright! The country fair must be right… — John Rachel Barbecue Copy Share Image
“As an orangutan cannot embrace higher mathematics or comprehend the architecture and operation of a computer, we humans __ so good at… — John Rachel Arrogance Copy Share Image
