Tooth fairy Quotes

Yes! your smart, and I'm the tooth fairy.

— Raenen

We all belived in her

— Anonymous

“Oh, and be careful of the Tooth Fairy.”

— Michael Robertson

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.

— Miguel de Cervantes

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.

— David Richerby

“Watch out! Your karma will catch up with you.”

— Ruth Howell

I just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money. O__o

— Anonymous

“I LOVE HORSES!' shrieked the Tooth Fairy over his shoulder.”

— Graham Joyce

Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money!

— Anonymous

“I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too.”

— Barbara Bretton

The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable. -Ron Burgundy

— Anchorman 2

I got a grill, I don't need to get my tooth fixed. The Tooth Fairy will retire if I use it

— Lil Wayne

If your parents call you a liar, remind them about the tooth fairy, and Santa Claus, then walk away like a boss.

— Khat Leen

I never even was in any of my high school plays. I mean, look at me. What role could they give me…

— John Matuszak

Step to this and get shanked up I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt

— Big L

I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different.

— Dolly Parton

Santa. Jesus. Love. The tooth fairy. Things we believe in until we're old enough to know better.

— Anonymous

I never heard the Gospel until I was 18 years old. Jesus Christ... the name was synonymous to me as the Tooth…

— Paula White

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come…

— Dana Snyder

“I think I’m coming up on the ess curve, so I’m going to hang up and concentrate on driving. In the snow.…

— Lani Ames

As children, our imaginations are vibrant, and our hearts are open. We believe that the bad guy always loses and that the…

— Yehuda Berg

I used to have the 'Best Of Eddie Murphy' VHS tape that I wore out completely, watching it over and over again.…

— Taran Killam

In some aspects of alternative medicine we are fighting an almost medieval belief in magic but debunking such beliefs is like telling…

— John Diamond

The little Plumpuppets are fairies of beds; They have nothing to do but watch sleepyheads; They turn down the sheets and they…

— Christopher Morley

“For me, not telling people what’s really going on so as to protect them from the worries of life is like letting…

— Ray Dalio

Vlad had found himself longing to encounter those of his own kind, to travel to the streets of Elysia-that far away world,…

— Heather Brewer

Kids delight in 'magical thinking', whether in the form of the Tooth Fairy or the saints: whether you see these as comforting…

— Emma Donoghue

“If I had lied to the CIA, perhaps I might have passed a test. Instead of writing a book about the White…

— David Litt

“Listen to this. A bomb goes off downtown and the police arrest the Easter bunny, Santa Claus, the tooth fairy and Osama…

— Lavie Tidhar

The fundamentalists deny that evolution has taken place; they deny that the earth and the universe as a whole are more than…

— Isaac Asimov

“I wanted to find something of the beauty of myth that we’ve left behind, carry its shreds before us all, so we…

— Signe Pike

“Though I adore the idea of Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, Sandman, the Tooth Fairy, and such luminary characters—especially their altruism and…

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“He turned her ninety degrees. "To get back to the ranger station and your car, you want to go southwest," he said.…

— Jill Shalvis

“Each holiday tradition acts as an exercise in cognitive development, a greater challenge for the child. Despite the fact most parents don't…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“A theist can't empirically prove that God exists but he believes in God because no one can allegedly disprove God's existence. By…

— G.M. Jackson

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child.

— J. H. Oldham

Fashion advice from the Tooth Fairy, that's great.

— John Cena

We were innocent victims. (Angelia) Yeah, and I’m the tooth fairy. (Bride)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

The worst thing in the world is to be bland.

— Ben Huh

Because I am still a little girl who believes in Santa and the tooth fairy and you.

— Laurie Halse Anderson