Facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money!” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook status Funny Humor Money Prostitution Sales Tooth fairy
I just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money. O__o — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money. — David Richerby Copy Share Image
Believing in the Tooth Fairy is easier than trying to figure out how else the money gets under your pillow. — Cynthia Lewis Copy Share Image
“If you believe that the dollars made by the pharmaceutical industry are plowed back into research that leads to better and better medications, you… — Mark Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Because obviously the Tooth Fairy doesn't exist. If only life were that great--instead of burnt flesh and turning into ash we had money-giving fairies,… — Christina Channelle Copy Share Image
I absolutely believed when I was young because the Tooth Fairy was always good to me. The Tooth Fairy generally left me a dollar… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
I thought the tooth fairy was a very creepy concept as a kid. "Put your tooth under the pillow." I was like "Why does… — Guillermo del Toro Copy Share Image
I bet Mafia kids get bummed when they find out the tooth fairy doesn't take other people's teeth or when they find out there's… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get… — Dana Snyder Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The one thing I absolutely hate about social media are the people who abuse it. Whenever I see a person who constantly posts negative… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
