You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs,… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Talking to a girl and they have no clue about shows on TV. If you weren't on the internet all day maybe… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Everyone always bitching its Monday! Seriously your lucky to have a job in the first place. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I was mad a little while ago, but then I relized why? Why be mad ova something I can't control? Fact, if… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Can't find a date look on facebook for the girl who is always posting pics of herself and don't get any likes.… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I swear I will neva figure out girls. Just when you think it's good its not good. I think all girls who… — Kevin Mccarty Copy Share Image
Why would you let your girlfriend or boyfriend tell you to shut down your fb page for talking to the oppisit sex.… — Kevin Mccarty Copy Share Image
If someone can't make up there mind make it for them.. this way you can stay friends, with no hard feelings towards… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Facebook will ask whats on our mind Really, I don't think facebook can handle whats on our minds!?!?! — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
There is no reason people should post the same damn thing over and over on Facebook. The same is always using same… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Niggas Be Bragging About Having Side Hoes . . . A Lot Of Y'all Niggas Be Side Niggas ... — Kevin Mccarty Copy Share Image
Im not saying I hate ya but if you happen to get hit by a bus, I might be the one driving.. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Double life: The person you play on your facebook status. The person you truly are in real life. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Facebook is free too bad the phone there coming out with is but it isn't. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
The only thing that makes me laugh more is people keeping count of how many people they have as friends on there… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I don't kno whats beta texting or the inbox on facebook at least you can see if they saw it on facebook — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Everyone deserves to be loved. Its what you do with the love is what makes the relationship.. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
If you can't keep up with me while dancing its ok I'll just move to your beat.. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
It really shows you how desperate people are on facebook. I'll see a girls pic and hit the like button if I… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Closes facebook opens up Instagram* *scrolls* *scrolls* *closes Instagram* *opens up facebook — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
After a bad relationship and you think life is over when its far from, pick your self up and show the person who let… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
If you don't like club beats take a HIT OF E and you will love the music. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
The biggest pain in the ass when your battery on your phone is dieing.. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Being a third wheel isn't the best, but use it towards your advantage. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I been listening to Rick Ross and all the guy raps about is cars he can't even fit in.. WTF — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I went a million miles for you and you couldn't run 1k to me.. That's why your my ex and she is my new… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
People call me and always leave a voice mail to call them right back.. Who the hell are they ? That option is only… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Being happy with the little that you have. There are people who have nothing who can put on a smile. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying that one… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
