I been listening to Rick Ross and all the guy raps about is cars he can't even fit in.. WTF — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Why do porn sites have a Share To Facebook button??? Who watches porn and thinks, You kno who would really enjoy this????… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
She can be beautiful on the outside but a god damn retard on the inside. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I was drunk when I had my picture taken for my drivers license. That way, when the police pulls me over, I… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Im not saying I hate ya but if you happen to get hit by a bus, I might be the one driving.. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Never get into fights with ugly people, cause no matter what u already won... — Kevin Mccarty Copy Share Image
Me jealous Hahahahahahahahaahahaahaahahahahahhahahahahaahahaahahaahah lmao — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I just need a day off, from reality, just a day without people, problems, and all the bullshit that runs through my… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I don't care if I can't sing this song. This is my favorite song so therefore I will sing it. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Facebook... — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Dear Parents, go buy a calculator and solve your own problems. I'm not a therapist. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
My girlfriend's best friend's ex boyfriend's mother's insurance agent is the winner of my own lottery drawing. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
So size does matter from what I heard only 3.5 inches to make a girl happy... Your probably like WTF are you… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Im not saying I hate ya but if u happen to get hit by a bus, I wouldn't say I might not… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
When I don't want to go on a date with someone, I just tell them I lost my Visa and Master Card,… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
You want eggs with your jokes or just an ass whoopin.. Kids these days think there smarter than the average bear.. But… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
When a woman says there in a relationship there friends are like text me I want to hear all about him.. Guys… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I don't like to argue with females, I'm simply explaining why I'm right.... — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I have a great idea. Lets make a show and kill off all the main Characters.. The FOLLOWING — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
After a bad relationship and you think life is over when its far from, pick your self up and show the person who let… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
If you don't like club beats take a HIT OF E and you will love the music. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
The biggest pain in the ass when your battery on your phone is dieing.. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Being a third wheel isn't the best, but use it towards your advantage. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I been listening to Rick Ross and all the guy raps about is cars he can't even fit in.. WTF — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I went a million miles for you and you couldn't run 1k to me.. That's why your my ex and she is my new… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
People call me and always leave a voice mail to call them right back.. Who the hell are they ? That option is only… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Being happy with the little that you have. There are people who have nothing who can put on a smile. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying that one… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
