Jokes Quote by Kevin McCarty

You know what's fun? You pick somebody at random, like out of the phone book, and send them about 100 'Just Because' cards. They…

— Brian Regan

Going out to look for a date, I don't have to do that. They come to me.

— Ryan Lochte

If you live far away from a person you no longer want to date just let them know that they are geographically undesirable.

— Dane Cook

I just recently had my Visa card stolen. Right now, it's everywhere I want to be.

— Scott Wood

“It's easy to Deactivate account, Unfriend someone, Delete a number, Ignore a call... But... Moving on and erasing that person from your heart seem…

— Anonymous

It's rare that I go on a first date and don't want to go out again.

— Lamorne Morris

You know how you don't want to miss them, but you want them to miss you?

— Summerland

“Too often when people hand us their cards, we quickly slip them into our pockets or purses without giving notice to what it says.…

— Susan C. Young

Every single morning since I've been 27 years old, I've got up and someone's handed me a card like the one I have in…

— Joe Biden

The sad part is, once you finally let someone have you, they stop doing what it took to get you.

— Drake

Just don't pull out your phone at all on the first date.

— Jessica Szohr

Be able to decline a date so gracefully that the person isn't embarrassed that he or she asked.

— Marilyn vos Savant