Crazy Quote by Bill Burr

I never really write the jokes. I just sit down over a week or two and try to figure out what I want to…

— Chris Rock

I use a lot of humor, and I follow the saying that if you want to tell people the truth, you better make them…

— Sayed Kashua

You get sick of jokes, you know. Either I do them on TV, and then you worry, like, "Oh, everyone's gonna see it," so…

— Dave Chappelle

What I usually do is tell funny stories from the road, many of which are, of course, unprintable. But I don't actually have a…

— Howard Dean

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking .

— Anna Torv

If I think of a joke that's really dirty and I think it's funny I'll try it but what I've found over the years…

— Demetri Martin

There are jokes I know I want to tell, and there's sort of a rough order, but usually I try to change it up…

— Demetri Martin

Anything that I'm passionate about and surprises me usually ends up turning into a joke simply because I have questions about it and I'm…

— Katherine Ryan

I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.

— Rainn Wilson

I know what I want to talk about, but I don't really know what's funny about a joke until I perform it in front…

— James Acaster

Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're not funny now?' And I just wanted…

— Mike Birbiglia

I'm very self-deprecating, so I'm not afraid to make jokes at my own expense, and I've just found that makes people a little more…

— Franchesca Ramsey