Trump Quotes by Bill Burr

9 Trump quotes by Bill Burr

Bill Burr's nine short observations on Trump are sharp and humor‑driven. This brief set provides a quick, comedic perspective.

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I can't quite remember who I voted for president. It wasn't Trump or Hillary, though. I didn't like either one of them.

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I cannot believe that [Donald Trump] is actually in the debates.

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Against these two [Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton] I would [vote], but I never voted for [Barack Obama]. I always voted third…

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You know what I like about George Bush? He makes me feel like I could be president, too. No, he does. He's…

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I'm also disappointed in the Democrats that Hillary [Clintom] was the best they could get - It just keeps going back to…

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And Donald Trump? That man literally has people shouting the n word at his rallies and he doesn't address it, which is…

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I think it's hilarious the way Obama is depicted post-presidency. He's always kayaking or playing jai alai like he's some retired athlete…

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There are no winners in this election [2016]. I paid attention to it for about two months and then it just started…

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People focus too much on whether there's a Democrat or a Republican in office. It's not like this guy Kim-Jong Un got…

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Look how long it took to build the Freedom Tower, and we wanted that. It took 15 years.

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For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.

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Do you know how many times a week people ask me why I'm yelling?

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You wanna know how you know you're informed as a protestor? They don't show your interview on TV.

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I am so pro-swine flu it's ridiculous.

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