Years Quotes by Bill Burr

8 Years quotes by Bill Burr

Bill Burr’s eight quick jokes about years feel like a stand‑up set in miniature. He delivers candid, unapologetic humor that turns the inevitable march of time into a series of laugh‑worthy observations.

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You have no idea how long a year is until you’re stone sober.

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A lot of my fears and anxieties are the fears and anxieties of a six-year-old boy. When I finally confront them, they're…

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London was like that too. It was that time of year when all the rich kids with the oil money have their…

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My career has been a slow burn, so waiting to do the Edinburgh Festival was a smart move. If I'd spent a…

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I'm one of those guys where you know, I'm 23 years into this and I love the road more than ever and…

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What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard?

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So many people there are in politics that they're overly cautious about laughing at stuff. They're so damned concerned about what everyone…

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If I get married I get a tax break, if I have a kid I get a tax break, if I get…

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Look how long it took to build the Freedom Tower, and we wanted that. It took 15 years.

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For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.

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Do you know how many times a week people ask me why I'm yelling?

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You wanna know how you know you're informed as a protestor? They don't show your interview on TV.

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