Carts Quote by Bill Burr

“It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there. Out of nowhere comes this speeding camouflaged golf cart and this guy starts yelling at me, 'What do you think you're doing!' The guy wrote my name down and began to follow me before I…” quote by Bill Burr — Download Open image

“It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there. Out of nowhere comes this speeding camouflaged golf cart and this guy starts yelling at me, 'What do you think you're doing!' The guy wrote my name down and began to follow me before I got really scared and took off as fast as I could.”

Bill Burr

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (6 ratings)

Carts Decided Down and Follow me Golf Golf Cart Golf carts Guy Names Pentagon Scared Speeding Thinking This guy Walks Yelling

More by Bill Burr

I love making movies, and being in any that I can be in. I'd like to be in those giant movies, as the fifth…

Bill Burr

Image

I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or…

Bill Burr

Image

I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to…

Bill Burr

Image

Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are.

Bill Burr

Image

You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one…

Bill Burr

Image

I am so pro-swine flu...I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the…

Bill Burr

Image

I wish they would teach it in schools: Give people the belief that they are going to do well. A lot of people are…

Bill Burr

Image

Look how long it took to build the Freedom Tower, and we wanted that. It took 15 years.

Bill Burr

Image

For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.

Bill Burr

Image

It's a great time to be a comedian because you've got so much more control. You can say what you want to. I think…

Bill Burr

Image

People make a big deal about podcasts but it's basically an online radio show with the sound effects and sidekicks, but because you can…

Bill Burr

Image

Do you know how many times a week people ask me why I'm yelling?

Bill Burr

Image

Explore all 200 Bill Burr quotes

More Carts quotes

The four cautions: Beware a woman in front of you, beware a horse behind of you, beware a cart beside of you, and beware…

Jamie O'Neill

Image

I don't rate myself as a fantastic, talented athlete. I just have perseverance. I'm a cart horse. I work hard.

Colleen De Reuck

Image

When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring…

Rachael Ray

Image

There's no backward and no forward, no day other than this. You fill your cart as you go, and that's that.

John Burnham Schwartz

Image

What makes us a bit nervous is, in this instant age, to release something that might take more than one listen. Where everything is…

Chris Martin

Image

do you fix a wheel that isn't broken, or do you wait until the cart collapses?

Jodi Picoult

Image

In the opening to the Mary Tyler Moore Show Mary's in the supermarket, hurrying through the aisles. She pauses at the meat case, picks…

Augusten Burroughs

Image

Plans can be like a winged horse, but their execution plods along pulling carts.

Laurel Lea

Image

Because Christian morality leaves animals out of account, they are at once outlawed in philosophical morals; they are mere 'things,' mere means to any…

Arthur Schopenhauer