It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there.… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I learned a valuable lesson doing 'Mr. Sunshine,' which is that I didn't want to be in charge because it's too much.… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I feel more strongly than ever about this. I would like the professional game freed of golf carts. Golf is a physical… — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
I used to think that elder love, if it even existed, was confined to rocking chairs or golf carts, that it had… — Nora Johnson Copy Share Image
I bought my first electric car in 1970. Its top speed was 15 mph and it had just a 15 mile range… — Ed Begley, Jr Copy Share Image
I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that… — Mac Davis Copy Share Image
I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart. — Brent Musburger Copy Share Image
In my opinion, no young player can develop his or her game to its highest potential if he or she rides around… — Harvey Penick Copy Share Image
After years of patient study (and with cricket there can be no other kind), I have decided that there is nothing wrong… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and… — Cameron Diaz Copy Share Image
I run like an electric golf cart. Now I look at eating as a way to feed my body and keep me… — Carol Alt Copy Share Image
A guy in Pennsylvania was arrested because he was drunk in his golf cart going from bar to bar. So they arrested… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
[Vernon Jordan] and [Bill] Clinton would be in the same golf cart, they'd been out there playing golf, and every other word,… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image