Arrested Quote by David Letterman

Golf is golf.

— Patrick Cantlay

Golf is a funny game.

— Shane Lowry

So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf, you know…

— Bill Engvall

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.

— Paul Gallico

I don't play golf. Mark Twain is golf to me.

— Hal Holbrook

“Golf and alcohol don't mix And that's why I don't drink and drive Because, good grief I'd knock out my teeth And have to…

— Owl City

A golfer should never make a mental mistake because the ball is just sitting there waiting for you to hit it.

— Tiger Woods

Golf is not, and never has been, a fair game.

— Jack Nicklaus

Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it. Then you hit it again.

— Lon Hinkle

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.

— Henny Youngman

The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour…

— Jon Stewart

Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don't.

— Dustin Johnson