Drunk Quotes

I'm a mischievous drunk.

— Noel Fielding

Vodka is kind of a hobby.

— Betty White

“random drunk guy.”

— Rick Riordan

Drunk in love.

— Anonymous

Is drunk dancing a type?

— Nikki Ferrell

“Dude, don’t die out here.”

— Steven Ramirez

“Drunk on life.”

— Chelsea M. Cameron

“Drive. He’s already dead.”

— Steven Ramirez

I'm drunk when it comes to clothes.

— Nan Kempner

I was drunk in love while she was sober and cheating

— Dumisani Bafana

A drunk mouth speaks a sober mind

— Tyrone Burks

Every guy has had a bad experience with a drunk girl...

— Anonymous

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

— Anonymous

No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

— Anonymous

It would be pleasant to be drunk.

— Anne Sexton

“I felt a lunatic’s laugh welling up inside me.”

— Steven Ramirez

The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like.

— Clay Aiken

Officer to drunk boy : How high are you? Drunk Boy: No officer, its Hi! How are you?

— Anonymous

“I am drunk on his desire for me. My legs wrap around tightly around his waist.”

— K.C. Martin

I don't know who Keyser Soze is, but whoever he is, he is going to get gloriously drunk tonight.

— Kevin Spacey

Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk.

— Anonymous

I'm ridin' wit my top back my bitch drunk I'm smokin weed!

— Juicy J

I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.

— Nick Faldo

I wanna be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.

— Ed Sheeran

...Whose souls, albeit in a cloudy memory, yet seek back their good, but, like drunk men, know not the road home.

— Boethius

Who else would find me at just this moment? First he found me drunk, now he found me cleaning up poo from…

— Anonymous

Science is a bit like the joke about the drunk who is looking under a lamppost for a key that he has…

— Noam Chomsky

“This was their third bar since Piccadilly and they were both agreed that the two of them were very drunk but had…

— Kate Atkinson

I remember when I was a kid rugby players were some big guys that drunk a lot of beer but now they…

— Dorian Yates

You can party, but I better not catch you drunk. (Wulf) (Chris rolled his eyes, then bent down to said to Cassandra’s…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

All these poses of classical torture ruined my mind like a snake in the orchard. I did go from wanting to be…

— Rufus Wainwright

“And when he got home he started on Mumma. He hated her then, because in her fatness and untidiness and drabness she…

— Ruth Park

In truth, one of our company, the solemn warrior Ecthgow, was so demented from liquor that he was drunk while still upon…

— Michael Crichton

Don't you hate people who drink white wine? I mean, my dear, every alcoholic in town is getting falling-down drunk on white…

— Bette Davis

I used to live with two other guys. We used to cook two things. The first one was called 'cheese... thing' and…

— Dylan Moran

The night before we began shooting 'Hooper,' I threw a $7,000 bash for the whole crew. I told them, 'Get as drunk…

— Hal Needham

“Grey wasn’t quite drunk, but he was far from sober when Rose entered his study later that evening. His heart stuttered at…

— Kathryn Smith

“An empty bottle of Jack is almost just as beautiful as a new and unopened bottle...in the same sense as looking down…

— Dave Matthes

I have received some racist abuse, but you will never see me fighting back or being aggressive on Twitter. When I do…

— Nadine Shah

I work with this wonderful five-piece band, The Tony Guerrero Quintet, along with Kate Flannery, who was Meredith the Drunk in The…

— Jane Lynch