Maybe I’m drunk right now, even though I don’t remember drinking anything. When I’m drunk, I say things without thinking. Drinking numbs… — Carlton Mellick III Copy Share Image
Your Majesty, you just-" Costis stopped. "Just what?" the king prompted wickedly. Nothing would induce Costis to say out loud that the… — Megan Whalen Turner Copy Share Image
I was drunk: Christian and drunk. They just don't go together. But that's what happened. And the next day, obviously God had… — Jim Hamilton Copy Share Image
Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting. — Kit Williamson Copy Share Image
If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“I'll show you an imaginative re-creation, my fist imaginatively re-creating your fucken face for starters.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
The big story now is that President Bush is coming under attack for his service in the National Guard. The White House… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
For it was Saturday night, the best and bingiest glad-time of the week, one of the fifty-two holidays in the slow-turning Big… — Alan Sillitoe Copy Share Image
To get a traveling salesman drunk is the height of impossibility. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
There seems to be a peculiar and particular tie between men who have been drunk together. — Alice Thomas Ellis Copy Share Image
“I don’t know how these things died without benefit of a bullet to the brain pan. They seemed to exist in an… — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
Putting my face in food is not a habit I have unless I'm really drunk. — Charlotte Dawson Copy Share Image
I don't have any interest in going out to clubs. I love people, and I love socializing, I just don't have any… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed. — Audrey Hepburn Copy Share Image
It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
You can never have too much sky . You can fall asleep and wake up drunk on sky, and sky can keep… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
Our Adonais has drunk poisonoh! What deaf and viperous murderer could crown Life's early cup with such a draught of woe? — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image
“Drink [the shot of tequila], Mia." He repeated, quietly, using my name this time. He leaned in close to me so that… — Donya Petrock Copy Share Image
People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or… — Davy Jones Copy Share Image
How sad, a heart that does not know how to love, that does not know what it is to be drunk with… — Omar Khayyam Copy Share Image
When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
There's a lot of people who don't understand the touring and the party scene and it's like, go to bed late, wake… — Sam Hughes Copy Share Image
