Sorry you get too drunk every weekend to ever get a cute new profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford. — George Best Copy Share Image
“... If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.” — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I've been drunk maybe five times in my life. I don't like to lose control very much. — Pedro Winter Copy Share Image
So what we get drunk so what we smoke we. we're just having fun until my mom catches me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends. If she drunk dials you, she is yours — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
It's your 21st birthday... What are you doing sober at the front row of a concert? Is it your 21st birthday? By… — Andrew McMahon Copy Share Image
I try to make myself, and subsequently the audience, as uncomfortable as possible, whether it's completely desecrating a song they thought was… — J. Tillman Copy Share Image
He looked into the crowd for approval, saw his mother and father. He waved and they waved back. Smiles and Indian teeth.… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
You don't really have to do the things that your character is doing. But us actors, we use something called sense memory.… — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
A meal without whisky is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If it was up to me, I'd get more oil tanker drivers drunk. I don’t value music much. I like the Beatles,… — Kurt Cobain Copy Share Image
I have a really good time some nights, but then I push it over the edge and ruin my boyfriend's night. I'm… — Amy Winehouse Copy Share Image
And how could I believe that Australian wine was automatically inferior to wine sourced from other regions on the planet when I… — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor... Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
People are used to being stimulated. People are drunk on entertainment and when you're going out and seeing movies where 200 people… — Alex Jones Copy Share Image
Well, the American public always wanted to vote for a guy and Bush was the perfect guy who they'd want… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Daytime television, you can tell who’s watching by the three kinds of commercials. Either it’s clinics for drying out drunks. Or it’s… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
My rebellion was telling my dad, "No, you're wrong, you don't know what's best for me. I'm not gonna waste my time… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“The guardian angel And little devil Sitting on my shoulders Pass a bottle Back and forth Laughing At my shortcomings So the… — James D. Casey IV Copy Share Image
“What is even happening here?" Will said, looking to each of us and the back to wherever the cougars had wandered off… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
There was a pause, static, a muttered "Give me that," by an indignant female. Then the normally quiet reserved Ashlyn was demanding,… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
