Bars drinking Quote by W. C. Fields Download Open image “I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.” — W. C. Fields ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bars drinking Breakfast Drink Drinking Drinking funny Drunk Exercise Food Funny Funny alcohol Funny drinking Gin Gin and tonic Humorous Self Self control Self discipline Short drinking Strong Strong self Stronger Witty
I'm almost a vegetarian. I have a very rigid exercise routine. I'm up at 6 A.M.; I take a lot of ginseng. — John Tesh Copy Share Image
I really don't do anything to break myself. As far as the damages to my body, I'm not a drinker. I let the gin… — Snoop Dogg Copy Share Image
In the morning, raw foodists don't normally have breakfast. We have a lot of fluids. So I make all these different drinks which are… — Boy George Copy Share Image
I over-caffeinate in the morning, herbal tea after lunch and at 7 P.M., it's nice to have a glass of white wine. — David Linley Copy Share Image
When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
I don't drink anything during the day besides coffee in the morning and then lots of water. — Christina Anstead Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it.… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
When I was out in the bars drinking and fighting I was a little bit less of a peacemaker than I would be if… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer. — John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough Copy Share Image