Alcohol Quote by Mark Twain

“It takes a lady of a certain age to contain the stuff [whiskey]. Particularly the Irish. No offense but a bit of weathering and…

— Katherine Dunn

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

— Kinky Friedman

“An Irishman walks into a pub,” she begins and the bar went silent. “The bartender asks him, ‘What'll you have?’” Her Irish accent was…

— Fisher Amelie

“He downed the rest of his drink and poured himself another from the bottle of whisky room service had brought up: Jameson. The only…

— Jo Nesbø

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.

— Anonymous

Much may be made of a Scotchman, if he be caught young.

— Samuel Johnson

An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a…

— Anonymous

I like Guinness, and that will make anyone Irish. That and soda bread, and I'm good to go.

— Peter Riegert

They're a dark people with a gift for suffering way past their deserving. It's said that without whiskey to soak and soften the world,…

— John Steinbeck

Let's celebrate a proud Irish tradition by drinking shameful American beers.

— Anonymous

Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better.

— Langston Hughes

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

— Ed McMahon