Funny Quote by Anonymous

You're not DRUNK until u have to grab onto the grass to keep u from falling off the earth

— Joke Guys

A man does not exist until he is drunk.

— Ernest Hemingway

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

— Joe E. Lewis

Ireland sober is Ireland stiff.

— James Joyce

Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without…

— Thomas Love Peacock

A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head.

— Austin O'Malley

I think a man can keep on drinking for centuries, he'll never die; especially wine or beer...I like drunkards, man, because drunkards, they come…

— Charles Bukowski

H. L Mencken's Dictionary of the American Language supplies a long list of slang terms for being drunk, but the Irish are no slouches,…

— Bill Barich

Every Irishman, the saying goes, has a potato in his head.

— Augustus Hare

An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a…

— Anonymous

Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it.…

— Mark Twain

He is not drunk, who from the floor, Can rise again and drink some more; But he is drunk who prostrate lies, And cannot…

— Omar Khayyam