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Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's an accomplishment.

— Anonymous

I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.

— Gerard Way

If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends. If she drunk dials you, she is yours

— Pretty Ladii

I found the key to her heart but what hurts is that someone else found a spare key.

— Sivuyile Simanga_Swagga39

She just doesn't want to feel like a trashbag because she has a boyfriend and she kissed me with her tongue.

— Pauly D

Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet.

— Young Jeezy

But she told me she was never going to drink again.

— David Gest

Proud to steal her anything she sees, but you will wind up peeking through her key hole down upon your knees.

— Bob Dylan

If she drinks beer, she's a keeper.

— Granger Smith

If at first you dont succeed, buy her another beer.

— Azgraybebly Joslan

Girls like me more sober.

— Mod Sun

Never trust a woman who doesn't drink

— Tyler Rish