Pauly D

(1980) Club DJ

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Pauly D is a club DJ, best known for Reinventing fisheries management.

Quick Facts About Pauly D

Born: July 5, 1980
Profession: Club DJ
Notable works: Reinventing fisheries management

About Pauly D

Paul Michael DelVecchio Jr., known as Pauly D and DJ Pauly D, is an American television personality and DJ. He is best known for being a cast member of MTV's reality show Jersey Shore.

Biography source: Wikipedia

Quotes by Pauly D

The first thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I want to go tanning. I'm as pale…

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Tanning

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That must be Jelly cuz Jam dont shake like that!

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Seasides so beautiful! Look at the garbage!

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Beauty

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Here's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

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Funny

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I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting .. like they're talkin' about f*ckin' relationships…

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So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house, I'm going to hug her and then…

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GTF! Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting Behind Ronnie's Back.

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Gym

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These girls, they know the deal.. the only reason why we even grabbed them is cuz theyre DTF.

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It's T-Shirt time.

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Shut The Fuck Up.

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Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.

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If she still has coloring books, She's to young for you Bro!

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Books

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Ryder's looking good tonight, but she already had sex with Vinny. And I'm not really cool with Vinny's sloppy seconds, so I…

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Looking good

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You dont come in on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

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Sunday

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OH YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!

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Oh yeah

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My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off & go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin'…

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Bike

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I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take her pants off - she wouldn't let…

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Big deal

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THE CABS ARE HERE!

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My mother got me into music when I was a little kid. She used to play music, blast it, when she was…

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Around

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Ryan gets so Fd up and then the next morning he apologizes for it, its clockwork.

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How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?

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Funny

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When I go into the club I have a game plan, I dont wanna waste my time and take home a girl…

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Game plan

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Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula.

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Diapers

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I really admire David Guetta; he's an unbelievable DJ and I love his style, his music and everything like that. So I…

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Admire

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I will do 'Dancing with the Stars' when my career dips.

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Career

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