I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Umm... So I just realized Ive been peeling bananas wrong my entire life. Thank you animal planet. — Miles Teller Copy Share Image
Los Estados Unidos has turned into a banana republic, a fascist banana republic. — Gerald Celente Copy Share Image
“The only nutritional sustenance I need is praise, flattery, and potassium in the form of bananas.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
I have a carbohydrate and protein-rich diet. For breakfast, I typically have two slices of bread with butter or jam, four to… — Vijender Singh Copy Share Image
for the first time I tasted this tropical fruit, which people here are so fond of. ... I could have fancied I… — Fredrika Bremer Copy Share Image
Sister Maria Martinez whom I believe I've mentioned before has been giving me cooking classes. Today I learned how to bake mean… — Adele Griffin Copy Share Image
And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to… — Lauren Child Copy Share Image
Generally it's not a good idea to wear Banana Republic - type khaki journalist clothes in a war zone. You might look… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
You get to have some mischief before you're basically a blackened banana, impotent, and nothing to be afraid of. — Guy Maddin Copy Share Image
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I… — Claude Pepper Copy Share Image
“Cows do not sell each other hay when they are hungry. Monkeys do not sell each other bananas. Only human beings can… — Stanley Bing Copy Share Image
Hey, maybe instead of going to college, you should drop out and I could quit my job and we can form an… — Daniel Palladino Copy Share Image
When you're thinking about something that you don't understand, you have a terrible, uncomfortable feeling called confusion... Now, is the confusion's because… — Richard P. Feynman Copy Share Image
The thing is to be brave and move the audience with you, instead of cater to the lowest common denominator, you know,… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
“We used to all come outside when the streetlights came on and prowl the neighborhood in a pack, a herd of kids… — Jill McCorkle Copy Share Image
The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
It's obsequious little nicety-nice girls like me who allow assholes to run the world: Miss Harlot O'Harlots, billionaire phony tree huggers, hypocrite… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I'm a better person in a relationship, and I'm a happier person. I need to come home at the end of the… — Ginnifer Goodwin Copy Share Image
I love seeing somebody act real earnest and serious, like Jackie Gleason. He makes me laugh because he reflects back to me… — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
What kind of expression is this - "punishing Israel"? Are we a vassal state of yours? Are we a banana republic? Are… — Menachem Begin Copy Share Image
“Starting with the chocolate version, I swap out some of the cocoa powder with melted bittersweet chocolate and add some sour cream… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
Sometimes it works out well, and certain household responsibilities fall naturally to those who like doing them. For example, my wife likes… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
“The banana flavour of his accidental conception, and the banana theme of his accidental death, now all seemed to conspire against him… — Tom Conrad Copy Share Image
Great people will always be mocked by those who feel smaller than them. However, a lion does not flinch at laughter coming… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
At the opening of our exhibition at Deitch Projects in New York we featured a wall of 10,000 bananas. Green bananas created… — Stefan Sagmeister Copy Share Image
[ Rajiv Gandhi] was very reflective and rueful and regretful about the fact that his children's education...He wanted them to get educated… — Bob Hawke Copy Share Image
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