'When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. When you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter to me where Barack Obama goes. If he wants to go to Hawaii because it's his home state, fine!… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Hey, maybe instead of going to college, you should drop out and I could quit my job and we can form an… — Daniel Palladino Copy Share Image
“The banana flavour of his accidental conception, and the banana theme of his accidental death, now all seemed to conspire against him… — Tom Conrad Copy Share Image
While it's true that you may lose your religion during the course of a lifetime, you never lose your salvation. Once you… — Cathleen Falsani Copy Share Image
We had an abundance of mangoes, papaias and bananas here, but the pride of the islands, the most delicious fruit known to… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Los Estados Unidos has turned into a banana republic, a fascist banana republic. — Gerald Celente Copy Share Image
With an animated show you can make a banana purple. You can put three hats on a cowboy. That would require several… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
In Puerto Rico, we have a lot of traditions. We eat a very typical thing that's called 'pasteles' - it's almost like… — Joyce Giraud Copy Share Image
look, you know i don't wanna come on ungrateful, but that warren report, you know as well as me, just didn't make… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, "The mountain is, and is not." They would think, "The banana is. I… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Going to do it to you sweet banana, like it's never been done, and we'll get high, high, high, in the mid-day… — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
He must understand that if he is the world's finest plum and someone he loves does not like plums, he has the… — Leo Buscaglia Copy Share Image
I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
He could not understand why he had needed so many words to explain what he felt in war because one was enough:… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez Copy Share Image
I'm trying to photosynthesize like a plant. I'm off eating. Although I am making a lot of banana daiquiries in my room… — Jimmy Page Copy Share Image
We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don't grow bananas. — Burt Prelutsky Copy Share Image
My favorite healthy foods are Jamaican chicken soup, Jamaican chicken stew peas, Jamaican brown stew chicken, plantains and banana chips. — Sanya Richards-Ross Copy Share Image
We cannot think of uniting with others, until after we have first united among ourselves... One can't unite bananas with scattered leaves. — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
Singing is my life, and I have to do it, or I'm going to go totally bananas. — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
