Bananas Quote by Guy Maddin

I've realized that the world is, in essence, full of banana peels - loaded with things that may unwittingly trip an internal wire in…

— Amanda Lindhout

Honestly, Ive never seen anyonefall because of a banana.

— Anonymous

How to defend yourself against a banana

— John Cleese

“Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously. 
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— Jarod Kintz

If a guy fucking tripped over a banana peel, they'd bring me in for it.

— Nicky Santoro

If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him.

— Mario

“I’d put a banana on my tray, too. That, at least, didn’t remind me of anything trying to kill me. Could you kill someone…

— St Crow Lili

“With addiction, a client’s fears can be ripened into some very pleasing fruit: Irritability, suspiciousness, isolation, paranoia, and finally on to that grand banana…

— Geoffrey Wood

If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.

— Darynda Jones

Danger's over, Banana Breakfast is saved.

— Thomas Pynchon

Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana

— Harry Styles

“green monkey, for example, has been observed calling ‘Careful! A lion!’ when there was no lion around. This alarm conveniently frightened away a fellow…

— Yuval Noah Harari