Dan Harmon

Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes…

— Dan Harmon

With an animated show you can make a banana purple. You can put three hats on a cowboy. That would require several…

— Dan Harmon

Once upon a time, something happened, and it was better than something not happening. The end.

— Dan Harmon

TV tends to be like, if you're lucky, it's like Las Vegas. You can't get out. There's always another pitch meeting. They…

— Dan Harmon

I don't really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I've always wanted to make people…

— Dan Harmon

Good writers hate bad writing but hating bad writing doesn’t make you good. Writing badly does.

— Dan Harmon

Whereas the health of an individual depends on the ego's regular descent and return to and from the unconscious, a society's longevity…

— Dan Harmon

What's important is passion, investment, and people laughing out loud as they work.

— Dan Harmon

I'm from Wisconsin so I always feel a little nauseous about begging and trying to trick people into liking me.

— Dan Harmon

You don’t give someone notes on their performance at a soup kitchen.

— Dan Harmon

“Take it easy. Nothing you do matters as much as you think. Your greatest achievements aren’t yours at all, they’re accidents and…

— Dan Harmon

I grew up on network sitcoms. If those are gone when I'm 65 years old, I would never forgive myself for not…

— Dan Harmon

I was playing the game where I was going to be a great TV or film writer some day and there was…

— Dan Harmon

When you are in the 8 o'clock position, you can either be a cultural phenomenon, or you're endangered. It's a tough time slot.

— Dan Harmon

You have people saying two things that seem to contradict each other. One, that we live in a golden age of TV.…

— Dan Harmon

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me…

— Dan Harmon

There are no normal people, there are just different kinds of weird, all of it is human and all humanity is better…

— Dan Harmon

I always try to use my medium, and if I get into a normal sitcom-writing contest with normal sitcom writers, I'm going…

— Dan Harmon

“Humankind made these religions; that our brains are capable of doing that is neither something to take too seriously — because we…

— Dan Harmon

None of us are bad people. We float around and we run across each other and we learn about ourselves, and we…

— Dan Harmon

I was raised on NBC television.

— Dan Harmon

I've discovered a new video game called owning my home.

— Dan Harmon

Don't be so hard on yourself, don't put pressure on yourself, life is just a chain of experiments and results, and you'll…

— Dan Harmon

I have to be really careful, because I have nothing but love for this entity known as "the customer" in entertainment. I…

— Dan Harmon

“As humans, reality for us is largely based on other people's perceptions. If there's 20 bodies in your crawl space but you…

— Dan Harmon