I was playing the game where I was going to be a great TV or film writer some day and there was… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I love '30 Rock.' It's one of my favorite shows. It's certainly the gold standard of comedy writing. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
The most rewarding part of writing for TV is - a year ago I would have said it's just watching it on… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I always try to use my medium, and if I get into a normal sitcom-writing contest with normal sitcom writers, I'm going… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
There's the same percentage of genius happening in both genders, but there's less women writing scripts and out there looking for the… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
It's so difficult to write good music. It's also really difficult to think about how to do it without violating the sanctity… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Good writers hate bad writing but hating bad writing doesn’t make you good. Writing badly does. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
TV tends to be like, if you're lucky, it's like Las Vegas. You can't get out. There's always another pitch meeting. They… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I'd just love to sit at home, wake up at 10AM, go to my own office with my dog, and write a… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
“My best advice about writer’s block is: the reason you’re having a hard time writing is because of a conflict between the… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I don't think it's going to be possible for the next generation of writers to tell stories without telling stories about telling… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I say what's in my head, and I'm on honest ground. That is worth so much, and I think it does make… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
'I want to touch people but if I touch them in real life they'll slap me.' That's what writing isit's a gross… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes you. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
With an animated show you can make a banana purple. You can put three hats on a cowboy. That would require several days of… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Once upon a time, something happened, and it was better than something not happening. The end. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
TV tends to be like, if you're lucky, it's like Las Vegas. You can't get out. There's always another pitch meeting. They keep you… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I don't really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I've always wanted to make people happy. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Good writers hate bad writing but hating bad writing doesn’t make you good. Writing badly does. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Whereas the health of an individual depends on the ego's regular descent and return to and from the unconscious, a society's longevity depends on… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
What's important is passion, investment, and people laughing out loud as they work. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I'm from Wisconsin so I always feel a little nauseous about begging and trying to trick people into liking me. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
“Take it easy. Nothing you do matters as much as you think. Your greatest achievements aren’t yours at all, they’re accidents and jokes. You’re… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I grew up on network sitcoms. If those are gone when I'm 65 years old, I would never forgive myself for not stepping up… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
