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Gross Quote by Dan Harmon

“'I want to touch people but if I touch them in real life they'll slap me.' That's what writing isit's a gross person getting a hug.” quote by Dan Harmon — Download Open image

“'I want to touch people but if I touch them in real life they'll slap me.' That's what writing isit's a gross person getting a hug.”

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